Trump Thanks Tyson For Presidential Endorsement With Matching Face Tattoo

Shortly after Mike Tyson was booked as a speaker at the Republican national convention in Cleveland, Donald Trump thanked the controversial boxer by getting a facial tattoo of his own.

Trump’s tattoo, which matches the tribal design sported by Tyson, has already given the presidential candidate a seven-point boost in national Republican polls.

“The American people want a candidate who’s not afraid to permanently ink his face,” Trump said to a throng of supporters also sporting facial tattoos. “That’s why I’m the Republican candidate for president. Would Jeb Bush get a face tattoo? Please.”

Sources within Trump’s campaign indicate that he is widely expected to eat Hillary Clinton’s children.

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