Cam Newton Retires from NFL to Become Professional Dabber

“It don’t pay sh*t, but it makes me happy and there’s no racist white folk telling me how to be a n***a” – Cam Newton

Said Cam Newton about becoming a professional dabber.

Cam Newton is retiring from the NFL after a devastating defeat at Super Bowl 50 and realizing that he’s much better at dancing after touchdowns than setting up plays to actually make them.

“Honestly. The NFL broke my country ass heart.” – Cam Newton

Cam admits instead of watching Youtube tutorials on how to perfect his dab he should’ve been more focused on the plays wrote for him in his favorite color crayon for the Superbowl.

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