Boy Slapped into Next Year by Mom Says 2017 Looks Much Better than 2016

“Bitches finally done with the dog ears and flower filters. Trump got shot and Chipotle stop charging extra for Guac.”

Said Jaquarius who was recently slapped into next year by his mother.

Jaquarius Johnson says that 2017 is looking much better than 2016, and doesn’t plan on coming back anytime soon.

“I was against my mom slapping me at first, but I’ve really been enjoying the $1.25 I’m saving on Guacomole and not hearing Donald Trump say racist shit” – Jaquarius

Jaquarius says he was also able to get his license earlier since he was only 15 in 2016 and is now 16 which allowed him to get his drivers permit and license earlier.

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